she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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