I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
