is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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