You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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