Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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