I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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