So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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