too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
