I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
