dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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