absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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