new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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