we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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