So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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