We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Sext me about skeletons
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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