Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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