You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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