i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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