I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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