i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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