it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Ladies don't puke and tell
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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