You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You can't special order awesome
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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