so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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