Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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