You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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