Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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