i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize