I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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