I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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