Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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