508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Randomize
