Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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