If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
honey bunches of taint.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just had sex on a roof
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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