I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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