i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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