Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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