I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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