you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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