did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
As shirtless as possible
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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