everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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