did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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