Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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