so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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