Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the day after is always just damage control
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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