They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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