They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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