I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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