I would go down on you faster than GM stock
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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