We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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