How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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