Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Acid is not a monday night drug
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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