I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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