i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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