I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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