I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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