i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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