Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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