oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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