When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You're like the curious george of whores
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
you had me at cake vodka
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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