i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
FUCK WHALES
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