i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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