thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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