I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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