she was so not down for the gang bang
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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