this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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