I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
